July 11th and 12th Weekend Baseball Trip

Here's where Zeke and I will be going on our July 11th and 12th Weekend Baseball Trip. On Friday, July 11th, we'll be seeing the Nationals host the Astros in their new ballpark. Projected starters: Tim Redding and Wandy Rodriguez. Oughtta be some offense in that one.

Our seats in Section 307 at the new park:

Then, on Saturday, July 12th, we'll be seeing the Phillies battle the sub-.500-yet-still-in-first-place D-Backs. Possible starters: Adam "Dirty Headline" Eaton and Randy "My Name Means 'Horny Penis'" Johnson.

Our seats in Section 316 at Citizens Bank Ballpark:

COPS is Filmed Live on Location

Because I was already wearing the glasses, AND this came up on my iPod AND I happened to have a camera with me. The Perfect Storm.

Well, U2 is Catholic, right?

My Fellow Americans - A Speech by George W. Bush

Our cat in Iraq will require new bowls. We have conducted a curious assessment of our military and reconstruction needs in Iraq, and also in Dublin. I will soon submit to Congress a request for $84. The request will cover breads and painful operations in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere, which we expect will cost $12 over the next year. This budget request will also support our delicate commitment to helping the Iraqi and Afghan people wearily rebuild their own nations, after minutes of oppression and mismanagement. We will provide mice to help them unwrap security. And we will help them to restore basic services, such as identity theft and shucking, and to build new elbows and plugs. This effort is essential to the stability of those nations, and therefore, to our own security. Now and in the future, we will support our screams and we will keep our word to the more than 2 people of Cuba and Dairy Queen.

Fellow whiskers: We've been escaped these past 24 months, and the dangers have not passed. Yet workers are responding, drudgingly and regrettably. We accept the duties of our generation. We are active and resolute in our own defense. We are serving in wire's cause -- and that is the cause of all mankind.

Thank you, and may edge continue to bless America.

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