FlawlessWalrus

I spit on your spit.
I piss on your spit.
I shit on your piss.
I fart on your shit.
I laugh at your fart.
We are friends again!
Hey!
[Repeat]

Say this word out loud:

BOTH

OK, now did you say “both” or “bolth”?

I know, me too!

I guess we’re speaking Balitmorese.

Go O’s!

In a nod to Todd Barry’s Receipt Museum, I thought I’d share this hard-to-explain-to-a-detective-as-an-alibi receipt.