Landlords

I spit on your spit. I piss on your spit. I shit on your piss. I fart on your shit. I laugh at your fart. We are friends again! Hey! [Repeat]

How 'bout dem Bawlmer O's?

Say this word out loud: BOTH OK, now did you say "both" or "bolth"? I know, me too! I guess we're speaking Balitmorese. Go O's!

Receipt Deceit

In a nod to Todd Barry's Receipt Museum, I thought I'd share this hard-to-explain-to-a-detective-as-an-alibi receipt.