Friday, January 26, 2007

Landlords

I spit on your spit. I piss on your spit. I shit on your piss. I fart on your shit. I laugh at your fart. We are friends again! Hey! [Repeat]

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

How 'bout dem Bawlmer O's?

Say this word out loud: BOTH OK, now did you say "both" or "bolth"? I know, me too! I guess we're speaking Balitmorese.
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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Receipt Deceit

In a nod to Todd Barry's Receipt Museum, I thought I'd share this hard-to-explain-to-a-detective-as-an-alibi receipt.